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Monday, March 27, 2006

Bees!!! Playlist!!!

Well faithful listeners, last night was quit the whoop-de-doo wasn't it?
I know your faith scribe needed many a private smoke alone after that little number. Not to mention being kept awake all evening with thoughts of just how good you, our faithful listener, were.

Sadly, no record of our debauchery and lascivious pumpkin eating exists, for the recording and internet gods did look upon our joy, and were made wroth with jealousy. And upon us they did drop the curse of "b0rk3d s1gn4l". And lo, our internet stream and recording did cease, and we were left without a podcast. So all you've left to remember us by is this letter, filled with care and marshmallow fluff as it may be. Cherish it, as we cherish you.

Not only did we play much good music, and have many scintillating conversations on the nature of this and that, we also were so fortunate as to host an surprise intervention by the two headed space harlot Exotica Pashone. Let me tell you my friends, that lady can lead one heck of a reformation. I know I personally feel cleansed on a deep and spiritual level.

Interventions and salvation aside, we also entertained a caller or two, and had word from the Monkey Mount on High come down to us saying that your favorite chuckleheads, the SNEAKATTAK crew have been granted the "gift" (or curse...viewpoint is all you know) of extra innings! That's right all you lovely children. Our show now runs from 8 to MIDNIGHT every monday night. Pity us, in our despair. The madness can only grow.

Look upon us ye nations and despair, for a SNEAKATTAK has come upon you, and laid waste shall be your works and aspirations. Verily, the storm of vodka and insanity cannot be denied.

IN OTHER NEWS:
The Pirate Cat Radio 10 Year Anniversary/Birthday show is coming up!
Friday, April 28th at Annie's Social Club.
Bands include: 45 Grave, The Insaints, The Deep Eynde, The Graves Brothers Deluxe and Barney The Theremin Wizard.


Can I get an AMEN??

And now, the music.

The triplets of bellville - pa pa pa palavas

Bees in space! We had the bees, led by their queen, Exotic Pashone come to us this evening. They buzzed. The holy spirit filled us, and the night began.

Burton earney - the llama song
Beck - diamond dogs
Corvas corax - filii neihardi

BEES!!! Exotica left, but her many humming minions stayed. And their stings were like tiny barbs of holy fire, driving us ever onward.

Miranda July - I can Japan

What was that? We don't know. But after hearing it, I feel slightly dirty, and like I shouldn't be allowed to play with the safety scissors. Things begin to become unclear at this point. Do you look familiar? Do you?

Pizzacato five - good
Emergence - eschaton
Seabound - go international

We continue with the whole "electronic" thing. There was some commentary about something here, but since we are without a recorded record, I do not remeber what it was.

Strongbad sings - trogdor

Hello Liam. Hello Tina. I do hope you enjoyed the BURNINATIONNNN-N-N-N!!! Trogdorrrr comes in the NIIIIIIIIIGHT!

The barbarellatones - gothabilly gulch(surprisingly, this was far better than we expected. But it still lies at the pirate cat studios now)
Covenant - the men
Stromkern - night riders

Industrial, Futurepop, techno, Grave Rave, whatever you want to call it. We love the electronic music. Post-X, Pre-Y, Pound-Z. It's all good children. Embrace the variety, and let the holy spirit move you to groove.

Hothouse flowers - learning to walk
Picking up girls made easy - women's clothing store pickup
Steve Taylor - I want to be a clone
Devo - big mess
Danger doom - aqua teen hunger force
Kitten on the keys - kitty anarchy
Cruxshadows - only sleep

Folks, I'd just like to take this moment to let you all know, Kitten on The Keys will be visiting us in ht studio. We're shotting for the tenth, so STAY TUNED. We have some other excellent guests lined up. There will be MUCH abuse. Us or Them, nobody is quite certain yet. It'll be filled with the groove.

Kitten on the keys - the forest
De/vision - still unknown
Central services - new ducts
Alabama3 - the night we nearly got busted.

I wasn't very thrilled with 'SubKutan' (De/Vision's latest effort) when I first heard it, but some of the tracks have been growing on me the more I hear them, "Still Unknown" most of all. It has that lovely rolling beat that just takes me away. Highly recommended, but it does require a bit of patience. The album is not the "immediate classic" the 'Six Feet Under' was. Worth your time though.

And now, 5 minutes of oral sex from a rabid hyaena.

Psychobitch - sweet kiss
Bigod20 - the bog
Rabaue - pizza hutt
Mu - throwing up
!!! - dear can
Spike Jones and his city slickers - der fuehrer's face
Lemon demon - the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Comrade kommissar - decadent man

Apparently !!! is pronounced "chick chick chick". Which just brings to mind a band composed entirely of marshmallow peeps. Which I suppose I owe MUNgo a large number of, since I forgot to stay FFC clean by quite a long shot.

Razed in black - visions
The evolutionary control committie - the mighty hamburger
Buffy the vampire slayer - rest in peace
Witt - hundert leiber
Captain bogg and salty - scurvy

YAR! WEEDAWEEDA WOO! WE'RE THE CAPTAINS OF T3H CARPET SHIP! hee heehee......*hic* Vodka is a blessing, did you know that? It is. But by this time we were all sobering up and facing the bleak spectre of The Next Day. Where was our saviour now? Flanders had forsaken us, and the bees of Exotica Pashone, they were all laying dead on the windowsill. Her missionaries, her servants, her tiny winged swarms of grace...were dead upon the sill. What killed them? Was it our sins? Did they die, sacrificed upon the altar of saving us?

Qntal - am morgen fruo
DEUS - a shocking lack thereof
Bravery - out of time

Sometime, I think (the)BEEP should tell us what he REALLY thinks of fascists. Certain special ones. And the moral quandary he finds in liking these certain fascists music so very much.

Psyclon nine - inri
God's girlfriend - California dreaming
Cuir bleu - slip away
The birthday massacre - violet

Seven Foot, nay, Thirteen Foot tall blonde anorexic gender destroying hookers with chainsaws. Can't really go wrong with that can you?

Eric idle - Eric the half a bee
Nobody special - special people
The cure - just like heaven

My train of thought has stopped at the station of discontent, and confusion, perplexity, and bees have boarded. Mostly the bee's are still dead on the sill. We thought we saw one or two move, but it was just a car going by stirring the air a bit.

God module - still so strange
Vnv nation - circling overland
Wilsher joy Allan - nut pumpkin
Kitten on the keys - pony girl

You might not know it to hear us go on, but a lot of what we play really is local. For instance, Psyclon Nine, See Colin Slash, Gods Girlfriend and D.compose are all local acts. Some of which we hope to have in the studio at some point.

The bees, lined up upon the sill like little hairy bug-nuggets were beginning to look rather alluring at this point. As if their sacrifice was not quite done yet. There was a final act of supplication we must make to the spirit righteousness that Exotica Pashone's bees had attempted to bestow upon us.

Spf1000 - horror show
D.compose - assassinate
State of the union - timerunner

WE ALL DESERVE SOME SHATNER.

William shatner - Lucy in the sky with diamonds
The last dance - oops I did it again
Templebeat - you spin me round

And so, as the night came to a close. We did it. We made the final leap into a life of faith and glory.
WE ATE ALL HER BEES.

And now, now we are holy. Amen.

15 Comments:

Blogger Fl33bl3 said...

tina says....

"what was with the like 10 to 15 minutes of dead air before the kitten on the keys anouncement?"

to which I say...

"oh crap"

Mungo? What did we do? Or not do, as the case may be.

Fl33bl3

12:58 AM  
Blogger A Terrible Idea said...

We may have been offline due to other problems.

Probably the same thing the munged my podcast.

grr.

argh.

1:43 AM  
Blogger Kali Nichta said...

Wow, whoever got Hothouse Flowers into the playlist must have been a person of refinement and taste.

4:53 AM  
Blogger Fl33bl3 said...

but you did get half an hour of the show? we'll just put that up, with some kind of mumbled "we were millionponchedintheface" at the end of it.

Also, Tina found this....
http://www.myspace.com/romakandthespacepirates

it seems like something we should contact. Eventually.

HotHouse flowers? We had no weed growing utensils in studio, I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING, SPEAK LOUDER, I CANNOT SEE YOU!

fl33bl3

6:51 AM  
Blogger Kali Nichta said...

Hookers and blow, Fleeble. Hookers and blow.

6:59 AM  
Blogger Fl33bl3 said...

OH!
*relief*

well, thats okay then. You had me worried for a second.

HOOKERS AND BLOW!

(and by that, I mean, fishing gear and compressed air.)

fl33bl3

7:03 AM  
Blogger Fl33bl3 said...

formatting playlist, with added commentary now.

fear.

fl33bl3

(p.s. MUN\geaux)

9:48 AM  
Blogger Will Robot said...

Brain... hurts...

10:45 AM  
Blogger Fl33bl3 said...

bees.

10:56 AM  
Blogger Fl33bl3 said...

you know, I juust re-read that, and I think it's a personal best for head-explody.

yup.

Soemthing's wrong with me allright.

fl33bl3

11:05 AM  
Blogger A Terrible Idea said...

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

I ATE ALL YOUR BEES!

mmmm..... bees.....

She can eat my bees anytime.

1:05 PM  
Blogger Fl33bl3 said...

or maybe we should spell it

"Mu|\|6o"

ya think?

fl33bl3

1:10 PM  
Blogger A Terrible Idea said...

i think shutup

3:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Arrggh, I am without my podcrack!

Damn you technology!

10:11 AM  
Blogger Fl33bl3 said...

umpqua,
see latest post on this here bloggy thing.

You'll ahve some fill-in crack tonight.

Not as good as a full crack-dose, but it'll have to hold you over till monday.

fl33bl3

10:39 AM  

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