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The Morning Music Co-op is neither music nor co-op. Discuss.

AFI - Miss Murder

You didn't think we'd sell out, did you?

William Shatner - Common people
!!! - Me And Gulliani Down By The Schoolyard
DJ Homer - Simpsons Techno
Evolutionary Control Commitie - The Fucking Moon

What we played, for real

Jonathan Coulton - Code Monkey
Thievery Corporation - The Time We Lost Our Way
Dresden Dolls - My Alcoholic Friends
The Locust - Twenty Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur
Nine Inch Richards - Closer To Hog
Devo - Head Like A Hole

Readback, not Feedback

SCIENCE! - www.weebls-stuff.com
Alabama3 - Let It Slide
De/Vision - Still Unknown
Silke Bischoff - The Union

Beep Has Swelling Pants

Miranda July - WSNO
Eagles Of Death Metal - Solid Gold
Beck - Earthquake Weather
Kitten On The Keys - Furvert

Prank Call To Kitten

Prank Call Back

Eiffel 65 - Blue
Neuroticfish - Waving Hands
Wolfsheim - Once In A Lifetime
Ladytron - Sugar (Jagz Kooner Mix)

Talkey More Talky

The Timelords - Doctorin' the Tardis
Stromkern - The Mercy Seat
Phenomanauts - The Year 2000
Tom Waits - What's He Building

Yet Even More Talk

Melotron - Kindertraum (Cleen Remix)
Liquifaction - Heaven From Hell
Billy Nayer Show - Knitting Favorites
Rednecks - Cotton Eye Joe
Fairlight Children - Falling Out

Smurfback

Foamy The Squirrel - The Fat Song
BiGod20 - Swallow Me
Icon Of Coil - Shallow Nation
Deathline International - My Friend Is Dead
Ask A Ninja - Physics

I have no idea what he's talking about.

Beborn Beton - Another World
Apoptygma Berzerk - Mourn
Cuir Bleu - Slip Away
Space Ghost - Scat Sandwich

Mechanical Moth - Fallen Into You
Informatik - Over
Gold Digger - Aliens Retrofitted My Brain
Crispen Glover - These Boots Are Made For Walking

Goodnight, Space Cowboy

DEAD BABIES BY POST

You are correct sir.
We lied. Pirate Cat and SneakAttack NOT selling out.
Well, not to Live105 anyway.

If we're going to sell out it'll be for MUCH higher stakes.
We do have standards after all.

but we did have fun with all the lies. Oh yes.
We love our little lies and games of deceit. Aint it grand?

We hope you enjoyed last nights show, and if you missed it, well, Mungo will have the playlist and podcast up shortly. It has been uploaded to our initial distro point allready, it just needs his tender attentions to whip it into shape.

And don't forget, this friday the 28th!
Annies Social Club!
Bands!
Graves brothers Deluxe!
the Deep Eynde!
Doctor Frank!
Barney the Theremin Wizard!
Satanic Chicks!
Poetry Chicks!

It's all kinds of nifty!

And we'll be handing out SCIENCE!

More details on the Pirate Cat site. Check it out.

Ciao folks. more later.

Fl33bl3

Sneak Attack Citizens, Unite!

We don't think that Dusk (the DJ before us) knows we have been cancelled.

So, our plan tonight is to show up at the studio, and see if we can BS our way in and onto the air for tonight.

If it doesn't work, hey. No problem. We go back to Fleeble's living room, cut a new show and have it up for upload tomorrow. But either way, support Sneak Attack. Tune in tonight. If we get on to the air, rock and f'n roll. make sure you're taping it for the inevitable but hilarious interruption as Monkey drives to the studio to kick us out. It could be a hilarious coup, and it'd probably irritate our new overloards greatly.

And, if we don't make it onto the air, call in to complain - 415.970-0698

And check back here for a fresh podcast tomorrow.

Playlist - 4.17.06

Hi Kids!
Well, we went a little bit berzerk this time.
Of course, what with the Pirate Cat Radio selling out to Live105 and all, can you blame us? I mean, we're being cancelled so that that the station can be used to sell more corporate sponsored emo-terna-pablum watered down wanker-punk wannabe crap.

no, we're not bitter. Here's some music.

(P) - The Damned - W
(X) - Heaven 17 - Don't Fear The Reaper
(X) - The Church - Under The Milky Way
(?) - Charlie Chaplin - Climax To The Little Dictator

ranting about something. no idea what about though.

(P) - Devo - Big Mess
(X) - Stromkern - Night Riders (Boole Remix)
(X) - Alabama3 - Adreneline
(X) - Croco & Lynch - United States Of Whatever

blahblahblahblahRanty
One day we'll all look back on this and laugh.
But right now...right now theres nothing but the screaming and the horror.

(?) - The Simpsons - Planet Of The Apes: The Musical
(X) - atropine - the 2.nd culling
(X) - controlled bleeding - the words of the dying
(?) - Billy Nayer Show - Head Of A Cat

More Station Plug - because we must obey our new corporate masters Live105.

(P) - The Voilent Femmes - Dance, Motherfuckers, Dance
(X) - Gangway - My Girl And Me
(?) - Space Ghost - Brak's School Days - Never Trust A Monkey
(X) - Hothouse Flowers - Giving It All Away

Bumpy roads up ahead. We dont know what we're in for, but we're fair to sure it's gonne be tough. Damn Live105 and their premade corporate horror

(X) - Psyclon 9 - Harlot
(P) - Miranda July - Lena Beamish
(X) - Steve Taylor - Meltdown At Madam Tussaud's
(X) - Mortiis - Mental Maelstrom

Talky. I have nothing to say.

(X) - God Module - Sections
(X) - Mind In A Box - Sun and Storm
(?) - The Soggy Bottom Boys - Man Of Constant Sorrow
(X) - Mojo Nixon And Skid Roper - I'm Gonna Dig Up Howlin Wolf

Talky. It gets worse and worse.

Crispen Glover - Automanipulator
Swans - Celebrity Lifestyle
Camouflage - That Smiling Face

((this songs cuts off midway, the stream dropped out, so the following section is NOT in hte podcast....

Storytime With Fleeble

(X) - Gabby Lala - Pirates
(?) - Peter Pan Soundtrack - The Elegant Captain Hook
(P) - Rotersand - Would You By This
(P) - Peter Murphy - Role Call (Reprise)
(P) - Violent Femmes - Eep Opp Ork Ah-Ah

......music resumes in the middle of peter schilling. And Storytime with BEEP. Hoorah!))

(P) - Peter Schilling - Major Tom (Coming Home)

Talky Talky storytime with beep

(?) - Strong Bad Sings - Sensitive To Bees
(P) - Pride And Fall - Paragon
(P) - Melotron - Der Anfang

Ranty From Fleeble. No more of this.

(?) - Dennis Leary - Asshole
(?) - Nobody Special - So You Wanna Be Rich
(P) - Ludachrist - This Party Sucks
(X) - Reverend Horton Heat - Baddest Of The Bad
(X) - Soul Coughing - Bus To Beelzabub
(?) - Eric Idle - Every Sperm Is Sacred

Drunken Talky

(P) - Assemblage 23 - Let The Wind Erase Me
(X) - MDMFK - Torpedos
(?) - Divine - The Name Game

Yet Even More Drunken Talking ---

(X) - Chris Vrenna - Flying On Wings Of Steam
(X) - Cruxshadows - Only Sleep

Goodnight Folks

(?) - Transformers The Movie - Transformer's Theme

And that, friends, is that.
Join us next week when we feed something toxic to BEEP, Kitten on the Keys comes in for a visit, and Fl33bl3 does the entire show stone cold sober, without cursing. (no, really, we mean it this time. why are you laughing?)

Of course, we'll be doing ALL of this from Fleeble's living room.
And we won't be on the radio.

so yeah. bookmark that podcast link NOW.

Fl33bl3

Guest Spot Playlist - Apr 11th

Over at Menacing Intentions, Green Ego had to step out to try and wriggle his way back into the real world, so he graciously offered up his place of sacrifice and angst to whomever could keep the seat warm.

Fleeble stepped up, and under his clever guise as "Mystery Guest", the far future groove dj, provided the following selection of future oldies and errors.

1 - (X) - Kate Bush - Cloudbusting
2 - (P) - Rotersand - All in All
3 - (P) - Clan of Xymox - Something Wrong
4 - (X) - Behind the Scenes - Rent
5 - (X) - Manuskript - Semaphore in Thunderstorms
6 - (X) - Cyberaktif - Nothing Stays
7 - (P) - Astro Vamps - Zombie Dance
8 - (X) - The New Creatures - Clownhead
9 - (X) - Laibach - Sympathy for the Devil
10 - (P) - Big Black - Steelworker
11 - (X) - Shriekback - Nemesis
12 - (P) - Legendary Pink Dots - When Lenny Meets Lorca
13 - (X) - Backlash - Splinter
14 - (X) - Bel Canto - Shoulder to the Wheel
15 - (P) - Sisters of Mercy - This Corrosion (cut off due to vinyl disaster)
16 - (X) - Electric 6 - Rock & Roll Evacuation
17 - (X) - She Wants Revenge - Disconnect
18 - (P) - Seabound - Watching Over You
19 - (X) - Thou Shalt Not - Cardinal Directions
20 - (P) - De/Vision - Unputdownable
21 - (P) - And One - Strafbomber
22 - (X) - Zeromancer - Something for the Pain
23 - (X) - Project Pitchfork - En Garde
24 - (P) - In the Nursery - Praxis

Hope you enjoyed it friends, and remember, the future is a pretty cool place.
So buck up, you'll get there eventually. The Oughts were a tough time, it's true, but take it from your far future friend on the airwaves....once you hit the DieZ', it's all smooth sailing.

(P) - on "official playlist"
(X) - not on "official playlist"

Mystery Guest
(a.k.a. Fl33bl3)

Playlist - April 10, 2006

Disclaimer:

Sneak Attack MUST inform you that the opinions expressed on Sneak Attack do not represent those of Monkey, Pirate Cat Radio, Poo Fling LLP, and all affiliated parties and subsidiaries. Neither Sneak Attack, nor Monkey, nor Pirate Car Radio or Poo Fling LLP endorse or support any form of prejudice or racism against any person, regardless of their race, color, creed, religion, sexual orientation, beliefs or country of origin.

With the exception of the Belgians.

It is a well known fact that all Belgians are complete and utter bastards with no redeeming qualities, with the exception perhaps of their basic carbon composition, which makes them at least good fertilizer. While I would not defile my own garden in such a manner, dead belgians would certainly make good compost for trees.

To conclude. Save the trees. Run over a belgian. Thank you.

The Producers - Springtime For Hitler

Time For Sneakattack

Primal Scream - Loaded
Dean Gray - American Jesus
Alabama3 - Ain't Gonna Goa
Laibach - Final Countdown

Ranty Talky Bit

Okeh - The Laughing Record
Hothouse Flowers - Hardstone City
Electric Six - Future Boys
Doctor Steel - Build the Robots
Editors - Forest Fire
Jim Carroll - People Who Died

More Ranty

Space Ghost - Don't Send In The Clowns
Miranda July - The Co-Star
Frank Chickens - We Are Ninja
Ask A Ninja - Minjas
Skeleton Key - Watch The Fat Man Swing
Chumbawamba - The Good Ship Lifestyle
Ayria - Cutting

What was that noise?

Over The Rhine - Fairpoint Diary
Covenant - The World Is Growing Loud
TV's Greatest Hits - Sesame Street
TV's Greatest Hits - The A-Team
Absurd Minds - Dying Alone
MDMFK - Torpedos

Ladies And Gentlemen, Ick The Cat

Diary Of Dreams - MenschFiend
Nina Hagen - Zero Zero UFO
Current93 - CrowleyMass
Mouse On Mars - Actionist Respoke

What We Done Played, and Why Kitten On The Keys Ain't Here

Kitten On The Keys - It's Not A Pretty Princess Day
Backlash - Splinter
Projekt Pitchfork - Schall Und Rauch
The Damned - Nasty
Rasputina - My Catptivity By Savages

More What We Done Played

Drinks With Larry And Laura - High School Confidential
Stromkern - Heretic
Das Ich - Vulkan
The Faint - Agenda Suicide
Alabama3 - Hello, I'm Johnny Cash
Fear Clut - Safety Dance

More Talking About Stuff And Things

Neuroticfish - Suffocating Right
Shriekback - Gunning For The Buddha
Billy Nayer Show - The Silver Miner's Tale
The 69 Eyes - Crashing High
The Winter Chapter - This Much

Entering The Home Stretch Folks

Boyskout - Jesse James
Legendary Pink Dots - Plasma Twins
Bauhaus - Who Killed Mister Moonlight
Big Audio Dynamite - Just Play Music
That 1 Guy - One

Goodnight Everybody

King Missile - Jesus Was Way Cool
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Soundtrack - So Long And Thanks For All The Fish
Stephen Fry - Reasons To be Miserable

Living RIgor Mortis

The Playlist will be up shortly. Once Mungo puts it here.
Also, some format changes coming. We are being assimilated more, and having bits of our personality and identity scooped out and replaced by "orders". But it's a good thing. We think. Or so they tell us. Either way, our borgification is inevitable - so we suppose we may as well just lay back and think of england.

More info to come.

You cannot stop the signal...but you can modulate it into a homogenous gray hum....

Fl33bl3

SneakAttack Graphic Violence!

Some groovy images, for your viewing amusement. Steal them, use them, do whatever you like with them.


clikkin dis here one pops a enbiggened one in a new winder....g'wan, touch it. you know ya wanna...

This here one is fer puttin on webber sites and stuff. YeeeHAR.

They're not so good, it is true, but they're also rushed. Better ones later folks.

Fl33bl3

The Clown Came, And We Were laid Low!

The Clown Came! EVERYWHERE! Clown all over the place! And you can get some too! Download your own pile of clowny HORROR! Everyone needs a SneakAttak brand CLOWNSHELTER! CLICK IT HERE, punk...

It's less a playlist, and more a black sheets party hosted by your grandmother.

Beep Builds Bomb Shelters For His Family

Deadsy - Tom Sawyer
Goth Minister - Happiness And Darkness
Scaterd Few - Space Junk

Beep Likes Your Shirt... it's mobile

The Vapors - Turning Japanese
Night Wish - Romanticide
Eff Cee - Perfect
Kill Memory Crash - Throw Up Your Mind

Document: X20755434
Recovered from the home of Hostile: B104235 "Wringer" : Superficial resemblance to Agency records but closer investigation of paper and Ink stock have revealed it to be a forgery.
Classification: Blue : Edited copy approved for use by Green level operatives.
Did someone call for me?
fl33bl3 is ranty, Eric Is Here, And The Fish Are On Fire
bEEp has no idea why the fish are on fire, it's a complete mystery really. Could have something to do with the Taser Wielding Laser Midget?
Knobs, Buttons, iffy Mic levels and Mungo's mom!
My mother was a saint!
yessss......Sister Perplexia, our lady of the dubious provenance.... riiight, a saint.

Momus - Space Jews
Jon And Al Kaplan - GI Jew
Electric Six - Synthesizer
Esquivel - Mucho Muchacha

The Pineapple is tight with a Ninja!
.....
Aaaaaaand
....
Describe THIS: Wherin our heroes challenge our guest to describe an object on the radio... riveting stuff...
...
Followed up with fl33ble eating the object.
A side note: those trolls, they ahve MIGHTY headmeats. Thick, and extremely difficult to gnaw through. I could not. And I am willing to gnaw through just about anything. Kudos to the manufacturer.

Unter Null - Your Nightmare (Everything Goes Cold - Corrected Mix)
t.o.y. - Just You And Me
Voodou - Doomsday (Buzz McCoy remix)
Haysi Fantayszee - Shiny Shiny

Lots Of Eric Talking But We Made Too Much Noise
If there is such a thing as too much noise. Oh, yes there is, oh yes...
Fish - Fire - Genitals - Yadda Yadda Yadda

Candy From Strangers - Just For You
See Colin Slash - X-Ray (Remix By Replogen)
Miranda July - Medical Wonder

Blah Blah Blah
Oh hush! You WILL appreciate Miranda July! I will crack open your skulls and with the milky lever of her words she will do squishy things to your screaming brainmeats!
No. I will NOT appreciate the Miranda July. it is...it is not right. Not right, in many many not-right ways. No, I do not mean "so not right it's right", I mean NOT RIGHT. let there be no misunderstanding. MIRANDA JULY MAKES MY SKIN CRAWL. I won't say it sucks, for it does not, but it is akin to having my ganglia dragged across a cheese grater.

Eric Gottesman - My Friend Is Dead (Acoustic)
Simple - Back In Black
Trigger 10D - Play Nice
Space Ghost - What Day Is It?
Danger Doom - Space Ho's
Space Ghost - Zingor
Bill Bailey - A Love Song
Qntal - Lamento De Tristano
Qntal - Am Morgen Fruo
Reagan's Polyp - Revolutionary Consciousness

Talky Blah
Apparently the fish were still burning merrilly.
Who's this 'Will' guy?
at this point bEEp pretty much just loses it... does this surprise anyone?

Ask A Ninja - What Is Podcast

Even More Talk
Jesus I am annoying!
But Emo kids do have pretty bad hair...

Eric Gottesman - Cutting
Nik Kershaw - Wouldn't It Be Good
The Cure - Primary
James Brown - Living In America

A Funny Story From Eric... eventually, after a whoooole lot of rambling and attempted genital signing

Mary Prankster - Mercyfuck (HELLO TO OUR FRIENDS IN THE FCC)
Eric Gottesman - Requiem For The Christian Era
Eric Gottesman - You Make Me Feel Like Morrisey (one and a half times)
Laibach - B Mashina
See Colin Slash - You And Your Commie Friends
Acumen Nation - Ventillator

Talky Talky Talky Talky Talky
...
Many Lies ((are we sure? we should be sure. check our facts and figures, tot up the data, cross our I's and dot our T's, that sort of thing...))
...
Aaaaaaand Fish on Fire...


Cyanotic - Suspension Of Disbelief
C/A/T - The Rogue Pair (V.1) -- Mungo spelled it "rouge"...it's ROGUE! NOT ROUGE! Rouge is a pansy french pink, sometimes red, sometimes makeup, NOT STABBY STABBY ROGUE! *pant pant pant pant pant* Sorry, pet peeve there. yes, I did play a lot of warcraft. What of it? Just remember, ROGUE, not "rouge". Keep that one thing in mind, and I won't have to go berserk and start stabbing things and people.
Your point is valid.
Your point is pants. You're King Typo. Next week, all your songs will be listed as ********** - ***** ******
mmmmhmm...and If I'm captain ***, you'll be captain DeadAir. balance of power, aint it cool? Course, you COULD always just kick my arse off the show. hhmmph.
Also...
NEVER TELL BEEP HE'S BEEN TURNED DOWN! JUST TURN HIM DOWN! IT'S SAFER FOR EVERYBODY!
I dunno...watching he shrieks of horror and agony after each "SKRONKEEEEEKOOONNNNK" was prettty damn funny. I think next time, I might say you've been turned down, and leave you up, just for variety's sake.

Gram Rabbit - Cowboys And Aliens
Frazier Chorus - Anarchy In The UK
The Phenomenauts - Earth Is The Best
Red Elvises - My Darling Lorraine
Ludachrist - This Party Sucks

Talky Goodby. I would have actually written something in here, but today I am seized in the vice like grip of bitterness, paranoia, and deep deep depression. So the hell with it.

Infacted - Vox Celesta

And that is that kids.....
Comments from the peanut gallery are always welcomed.

Damn I am annoying!
Verified New Listeners This Week: 1..er...2
Horrifying Abuses of English Language this Show: too many to count
Flaming Fish on Firey Fire: Many Many Lots

Fl33bl3
The language was asking for it, look how it was dressed!
bEEp
Link Updated. Podcast updated.
Kill you all in the face.

Looking over the edits in code that have been used here, it is VERY plain to me that we need a effing STYLE GUIDE. So....

#1 - Do not use RGB color indicators...(ex: rgb(255, 153, 0)).

#2 - do not insert extra hard returns in text. Blogger seems to interpret those rather enthusiastically, and it makes for a lot of dead space on the type. Dead space bad. Dead space makes designer fleeble cry with sad. Please do not make designer fleeble cry with sad. Only use a hard return when you actually want to break a line, and only insert an extra hard return when you want to break a paragraph block.

#3 - We each need to pick a color for in-list comments. I choose yellowy orange, beep shall be blue, and mungo shall be green. The web-color designations are as follows - Fleebly orange: FFCC66, Beepy Blue: #0099FF, MunGreen: #66FF66, Musical Listings: #CC99FF. If you absoloutely have to know the RGB breaks on these, for whatever reason, please visit visibone.com. Visibone is the place to go for all things webcolor. It is also recommended to visit Visibone if you want to pick a different color than what I've set out here. And I know that you will.

#4 - keep a paragraph break (a.k.a. extra line) between musical listings, and all in-list ranting. Do not place paragraph breaks between in-list rants. Keep them together.

And that is about all....

This might sound really pretentious and shit, but trust me, it'll make things soooo much nicer to look at. Really, it will. Obviously, this post is kinda too messed up to go back and totally re-edit, but as of next post, I'll follow this guide.

Fleeble

Like hell. MunGreen is #34cd00. Like this.

Oh Crap No! Not again!

It's MONDAY kids. You know what that means right?

It's time for the giant mechanical clown to come out.

You know the one.

It has those flippers, flippers and gears. And they make this horrible KREEENKflappaKREEENKflappaKREEENKflappa sound as they flobber snively along.

And this clown, it comes, it comes bringing a box. And in the box, in the box are three retarded ninja.

With Microphones.

And a special guest appearance by a space jew.

At 8:oo p.m. Tonight. On 87.9 Pirate Cat Radio.
Watch the skies.
That's where the clowns come from.

fl33bl3

Also the spiders, the spiders from beyond space, you got to watch for them too!

bEEp

BAH! The spiders are nothing. Chump change. After all, we have the COSMIC BOOT.

Space squshmarks is what I say.

Da Fleeb

I concede the point

bEEp

Damnit, I'm so jacked up on energy drinkx and fun from tonight, I cannot sleep.
tomorrow's gonna SUCK.

Das Fleebermeisterswindon

Yeah... it's tomorrow now... and I haven't slept yet.

bEEp