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Wednesday, March 29, 2006

desperation, and MRE's (episode sorta 11)

EDIT: The improved and no-longer-totally-sucky episode 11 is now available at http://www.dark-eyed.com/sneakattack/sneakattack_11.mp3 - put THAT in your browser and smoke it. Or you can just ping on over to http://www.dark-eyed.com/sneakattack/ it's all linked up there right now.

AND NOW, a PLAYLIST....
sampled intro

gorillaz - 19-2000 (soulchild mix)
Legendary Pink dots - It's not actually "when lenny meets lorca", despite what I said, I'll look it up later.
david bowie - there is a happy land
samples
assemblage23 - naked
vnv nation - anthem
rotersand - almost wasted (4a.m.-recut)
dresden dolls - baby one more time (britney spears cover)
sampled break
!!! - pardon my freedom (Maurice fulton instrumental mix)
big black - steelworker
Spoken break
Lunascape - state of mind
Mary Fahl - going home
Red Elvises - Venice Beach
Sex Gang Children + Marc Almond - The Hungry Years
Hubert Kah - Der NDW Kult Mix
Fire-Side Chats with fleeble
Absurd Minds - Lord
Hanzel und Gretyl - Verbotenland
[SITD] - Sentiment
Stromkern - The Mercy Seat
Gorillaz - All Alone
Lacrimosa - Einsamkeit
Cuddly Toys - Bring on the Ravers
A few final samples to see us all off, and a bit more chatting, and then, well, it's off to the pits with me.
Projekt Pitchfork - Fear
Spray - I Am Gothic
De/Vision - Unputdownable
Peter Murphy - Marlene Deitrich's Favorite Poem
Final Talky talky.....
BEEP! YOU MUST WRITE THE INTERSTITIALS FOR THE BLOG!



IT IS DONE! This A-MRE should now be available. It does not have the star-quality that would most assuredly be present in a full episode (that is to say, one produced by those mad geniuses Mungo and BEEP). Click this thing, click it HARD and FAST, and you can have the Emergency Ration of SneakAttack downloadable goodness. It doesn't suck, and it has suitable doses of Mungo AND Beep.. Sweet.....

yeah. just effing click it would you?

fl33bl3

It's not so bad!

You know... for not having me in it...

bEEp

But B33P, it |)035 |-|4V3 Y0U 1|\| 17!!!
(*pauses to wonder if mungo is screaming and clawing at the screen yet...*)

fleeble

Monday, March 27, 2006

Bees!!! Playlist!!!

Well faithful listeners, last night was quit the whoop-de-doo wasn't it?
I know your faith scribe needed many a private smoke alone after that little number. Not to mention being kept awake all evening with thoughts of just how good you, our faithful listener, were.

Sadly, no record of our debauchery and lascivious pumpkin eating exists, for the recording and internet gods did look upon our joy, and were made wroth with jealousy. And upon us they did drop the curse of "b0rk3d s1gn4l". And lo, our internet stream and recording did cease, and we were left without a podcast. So all you've left to remember us by is this letter, filled with care and marshmallow fluff as it may be. Cherish it, as we cherish you.

Not only did we play much good music, and have many scintillating conversations on the nature of this and that, we also were so fortunate as to host an surprise intervention by the two headed space harlot Exotica Pashone. Let me tell you my friends, that lady can lead one heck of a reformation. I know I personally feel cleansed on a deep and spiritual level.

Interventions and salvation aside, we also entertained a caller or two, and had word from the Monkey Mount on High come down to us saying that your favorite chuckleheads, the SNEAKATTAK crew have been granted the "gift" (or curse...viewpoint is all you know) of extra innings! That's right all you lovely children. Our show now runs from 8 to MIDNIGHT every monday night. Pity us, in our despair. The madness can only grow.

Look upon us ye nations and despair, for a SNEAKATTAK has come upon you, and laid waste shall be your works and aspirations. Verily, the storm of vodka and insanity cannot be denied.

IN OTHER NEWS:
The Pirate Cat Radio 10 Year Anniversary/Birthday show is coming up!
Friday, April 28th at Annie's Social Club.
Bands include: 45 Grave, The Insaints, The Deep Eynde, The Graves Brothers Deluxe and Barney The Theremin Wizard.


Can I get an AMEN??

And now, the music.

The triplets of bellville - pa pa pa palavas

Bees in space! We had the bees, led by their queen, Exotic Pashone come to us this evening. They buzzed. The holy spirit filled us, and the night began.

Burton earney - the llama song
Beck - diamond dogs
Corvas corax - filii neihardi

BEES!!! Exotica left, but her many humming minions stayed. And their stings were like tiny barbs of holy fire, driving us ever onward.

Miranda July - I can Japan

What was that? We don't know. But after hearing it, I feel slightly dirty, and like I shouldn't be allowed to play with the safety scissors. Things begin to become unclear at this point. Do you look familiar? Do you?

Pizzacato five - good
Emergence - eschaton
Seabound - go international

We continue with the whole "electronic" thing. There was some commentary about something here, but since we are without a recorded record, I do not remeber what it was.

Strongbad sings - trogdor

Hello Liam. Hello Tina. I do hope you enjoyed the BURNINATIONNNN-N-N-N!!! Trogdorrrr comes in the NIIIIIIIIIGHT!

The barbarellatones - gothabilly gulch(surprisingly, this was far better than we expected. But it still lies at the pirate cat studios now)
Covenant - the men
Stromkern - night riders

Industrial, Futurepop, techno, Grave Rave, whatever you want to call it. We love the electronic music. Post-X, Pre-Y, Pound-Z. It's all good children. Embrace the variety, and let the holy spirit move you to groove.

Hothouse flowers - learning to walk
Picking up girls made easy - women's clothing store pickup
Steve Taylor - I want to be a clone
Devo - big mess
Danger doom - aqua teen hunger force
Kitten on the keys - kitty anarchy
Cruxshadows - only sleep

Folks, I'd just like to take this moment to let you all know, Kitten on The Keys will be visiting us in ht studio. We're shotting for the tenth, so STAY TUNED. We have some other excellent guests lined up. There will be MUCH abuse. Us or Them, nobody is quite certain yet. It'll be filled with the groove.

Kitten on the keys - the forest
De/vision - still unknown
Central services - new ducts
Alabama3 - the night we nearly got busted.

I wasn't very thrilled with 'SubKutan' (De/Vision's latest effort) when I first heard it, but some of the tracks have been growing on me the more I hear them, "Still Unknown" most of all. It has that lovely rolling beat that just takes me away. Highly recommended, but it does require a bit of patience. The album is not the "immediate classic" the 'Six Feet Under' was. Worth your time though.

And now, 5 minutes of oral sex from a rabid hyaena.

Psychobitch - sweet kiss
Bigod20 - the bog
Rabaue - pizza hutt
Mu - throwing up
!!! - dear can
Spike Jones and his city slickers - der fuehrer's face
Lemon demon - the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Comrade kommissar - decadent man

Apparently !!! is pronounced "chick chick chick". Which just brings to mind a band composed entirely of marshmallow peeps. Which I suppose I owe MUNgo a large number of, since I forgot to stay FFC clean by quite a long shot.

Razed in black - visions
The evolutionary control committie - the mighty hamburger
Buffy the vampire slayer - rest in peace
Witt - hundert leiber
Captain bogg and salty - scurvy

YAR! WEEDAWEEDA WOO! WE'RE THE CAPTAINS OF T3H CARPET SHIP! hee heehee......*hic* Vodka is a blessing, did you know that? It is. But by this time we were all sobering up and facing the bleak spectre of The Next Day. Where was our saviour now? Flanders had forsaken us, and the bees of Exotica Pashone, they were all laying dead on the windowsill. Her missionaries, her servants, her tiny winged swarms of grace...were dead upon the sill. What killed them? Was it our sins? Did they die, sacrificed upon the altar of saving us?

Qntal - am morgen fruo
DEUS - a shocking lack thereof
Bravery - out of time

Sometime, I think (the)BEEP should tell us what he REALLY thinks of fascists. Certain special ones. And the moral quandary he finds in liking these certain fascists music so very much.

Psyclon nine - inri
God's girlfriend - California dreaming
Cuir bleu - slip away
The birthday massacre - violet

Seven Foot, nay, Thirteen Foot tall blonde anorexic gender destroying hookers with chainsaws. Can't really go wrong with that can you?

Eric idle - Eric the half a bee
Nobody special - special people
The cure - just like heaven

My train of thought has stopped at the station of discontent, and confusion, perplexity, and bees have boarded. Mostly the bee's are still dead on the sill. We thought we saw one or two move, but it was just a car going by stirring the air a bit.

God module - still so strange
Vnv nation - circling overland
Wilsher joy Allan - nut pumpkin
Kitten on the keys - pony girl

You might not know it to hear us go on, but a lot of what we play really is local. For instance, Psyclon Nine, See Colin Slash, Gods Girlfriend and D.compose are all local acts. Some of which we hope to have in the studio at some point.

The bees, lined up upon the sill like little hairy bug-nuggets were beginning to look rather alluring at this point. As if their sacrifice was not quite done yet. There was a final act of supplication we must make to the spirit righteousness that Exotica Pashone's bees had attempted to bestow upon us.

Spf1000 - horror show
D.compose - assassinate
State of the union - timerunner

WE ALL DESERVE SOME SHATNER.

William shatner - Lucy in the sky with diamonds
The last dance - oops I did it again
Templebeat - you spin me round

And so, as the night came to a close. We did it. We made the final leap into a life of faith and glory.
WE ATE ALL HER BEES.

And now, now we are holy. Amen.

UNTITLED, so far...

Are you ready to ROOOOOCK?
We're not.

But we will be.
Tune in to 87.9 FM tonight from eight to ten.
That's Eighty Seven point Nine Eff Em on the radio dial kids, from 8 to 10 p.m
You do that for us, and we'll give you two hours of the oddest radio around.
We promise.
Because we care.

What exactly do we have planned? Oh...you see..but rest assured...
Plans, plans are being MADE, oh YES. You don't know what kind of plans we GOT baby. Even at this late date, SneakAttak labs is struggling mightily to bring you the finest in durnken retard ninja tomfoolery.

Tonight is weak two of the electronic and redneck horror that is SneakAttak, baby.
it PUTS IT DOWN or IT GETS THE HOSE, it WILL BEHAVE!

Three examples of SCIENCE GONE WRONG, in full effect yo.
We're coming for your children, your pets, and your sobriety.

Stay tuned for the beepy hook-up. W3rd.

This space to soon be filled with playlists, expanded ranting, and our personal messages of love to you, our loyal listener. We wuv you, yes we do, yes. we. DO.

Okay, maybe that was a little creepy. Really, our love is chaste and pure. C'mere, we'll show you.

Fl33bl3

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Episode Ten - Little Tiny Chickens

Oh dear lord, they let us get away with it.
That poor vibrator is never going to be the same.
Anyway, yes, below, see the playlist info for the most recent sneakattack show, followed by podcast links and the like.

Pictures will happen once Fleeble kicks his warcraft habit and starts editing them up for posting.

Storytime with (the)BEEP is now a regular bit on the show. So be sure and tune in for storytime. Kids love stories.

And stay tuned for the Sex-Toy-Travelogue. What, you thought we'd steal that and not DO anything with it? BWA-HA.

Fleeble - for the SNEAKATTAK guys....

Playlist:

WE HATE GUITARS!

Neuroticfish - They're Coming To Take Me Away
Miss Kitten And The Hacker - Frank Sinatra
Legendary Pink Dots - Hellsville 98

Here we are. Come to eat your face and fill the world with Little Chickens
we love the little chickens, we loves them goood. It only goes downhill from here folks.


Ken Nordine - What Time Is It?
REM - Happy Furry Monsters
The Faint - Southern Belles In London Sing
In The Nursery - Ethics Of Belief

Talkie Talkie Calley Calley, except we didnt quite manage to enunciate the phone number. we'll do better our next time. It was our first night on air. What do you WANT from us? Would you just stop staring like that? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???

Covenant - Brave New World
Romantic Gorilla - Touch And Die
skinny puppy - addiction
14 year old girls - galaga

Little Chicken Fucker, we miss you so. Come back to us LCF, we hardly knew ye. You had so much, so very very much to offer.

Mu - Paris Hilton (Why does Mungo keep insisting we play Mu? WHY?!?!?)
Stromkern - Stand Up
James Ray And The Performance - Dust Boat

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, less rambling next week. really, we mean it. Oh yes, and Tony Says Howdy. He is Thinking Of You.

Adam Ant - Stand And Deliver
Nitzer Ebb - Give To You
The Ditty Bops - Wishful Thinking

Talky Talky Vibrator Hell -- really, nothing more need be said with a title like that. So I won't.

Rotersand - Would You Buy This?
Alabama3 - Hotel California
Hayseed Dixie - Ace Of Spades
Captain Sensible - Wot
The Billy Nayer Show - Girl With The Vagina Made of Glass
Queen - Flash's Theme
David J - Vicious Cabaret
Ursula 1000 - Two Tone Rocks

5 Minutes Of Oral Sex --- from a rattlesnake.

BiGod20 - The Bog (I play this song every week, just to make Mungo twitch...I guess we have the answer to that MU question...)
The Swans - Mother Father

We Aren't Leaving Dammit. You can tell things have gotten somewhat out of hand.

Ministry - Over The Shoulder
Leonard Nimoy - The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins
Steve Taylor - Lifeboat

Ranty Talky. Fleeble really hates certain portions of his life. hates them with a deep, honest, and pure passion. Stabby passion.

God Module - A Night Like This
Collide - Razor Sharp

Dead Air - Oops - Ranty. no more of THAT.

Witt - Wo Versteckt Sich Gott
Melotron - Gib Mir Alles
Legendary Pink Dots - Lisa's Seperation
[:SITD:] - Crusade

Talky, bored now, tired of writing.

James Kochalka Superstar - Peanut Butter And Jellyfish

ENDING THE SHOW NOW -- well, ending this episode anyway
See you this monday kids.
Feel the love.


Podcast: http://www.chaoticneutral.net/NEAKATTACK/NA_06_03_20.mp3

Podcast Feed: http://www.chaoticneutral.net/NEAKATTACK/feed.xml

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

In For A Penny, In For A Pound

SNEAKATTACK!
We take Postermodern out back and slap it silly..
Goth, Industrial, Techno, Pop, Rap, Soundtracks, Samples, Mashups, Top40 .... if it beeps it's ours. Electronic music, without the weaksauce.
Welcome to two hours of Audio Stupidity with your hosts:
  • Fleeble
  • Screaming, frothing, and mixing the beats. He hates you, and doesnt think your dog is very pretty either.
  • Mungo
  • finding the obscure and frightening, smartening up the place (as in, bringing the smart), and pulling the strings...PULL THE STRING!
  • (the) bEEp
  • loopage, samplage, and techno noise storms. He has heard things you people wouldn't believe. Tiny Chickens on fire off the shoulder of Orion. He watched Swindon... glitter in the dark near Tanhauser Gate. All those... thingies will be lost... in time, like tears... in the moon. Time... to nap..

    Pirate Cat Radio.
    Monday, 8pm-10pm.
    87.9 FM in SF and LA.

    Streaming online at http://piratecatradio.com

    May God Have Mercy On Our Souls